You may be asking yourself,

"Why should I help this poor soul with his simple yet noble dream, which may indeed boost humanity to new levels of awareness and stuff?"

VERY GOOD QUESTION.

Ever since I was a young boy, all I wanted was what most boys of my age did: to fly a rocketship to Mars and raise sheep. My parents and therapist laughed, but through my lonely, torturous years in St. Ignatius' Deathful Home for Wayward Boys, I knew that someday, if only I kept my dream alive, it would happen.

So now I ask YOU for your help. The earth has many trillions of people in each country. If only 1 out of 1,000 help me, I will be to Mars by the end of 2006.

"WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?"

I'm glad you asked

1. I will be bring a list of my sponsors with me. These will get shown to any supremely intelligent and generous lifeforms I meet. They will undoubtedly want to meet you and shower you with money and gold and caramel and what not.
2. You will have full access to everything on this site. Well, you pretty much do now, BUT, will you be able to sleep at night, knowing you are taking advantage of someone who simply has a dream to raise sheep on Mars?
3. As Benjamin Franklin once said, "It is better to be wise and give $1 to Send Bob To Mars, than not."
4. Two Words: Send Bob To Mars!