Due to an overwhelming response of hundreds of thousands of emails and phone calls, I am detailing my family of sheep here. Each one is special in his or her own lil way.

The six sheep I bring are unique and varied, as you can see...

Name	Comment	Pic & Breed
SPANKY	Oh Spanky, what would I do without you and your crazy, wacky ramblings. How you can go on and ON about nothing at all...	(Delaine Merino)
POOKY	Ah, my favorite practical joker. I'll never forget that time with the whip cream and super glue and cucumbers. The hospital visit was expensive and embarrassing, but OH how I laugh now, looking back.	(Boorola Merino)
SLAPPY	I remember when we first got the lass. She was shy and timid at first, but with a fine mash of corn and whiskey, she soon grew to teach US a thing or two. And don't butt heads with her, she'll leave you on the floor! Also, she's an alcoholic.	(Barbado)
SNOOKY	Ah Snooky, my favorite (but don't tell the others that!) I think my favorite memory of Snooky was the sight of her sailing in from Botswana on that old rickety boat, smiling as if she was the cat's meow, and sauntering up to me as if we had known each other for a hundred years. Then, she backkicked me in the groin to let me know who's boss. Don't worry, Snooky, I know. I know!	(Dorper)
WINKY	Ah, the gentle, wise soul of Winky. She is so soft and tender, she would make a fine gyro with cucumber sauce. Don't worry, Winky, not until I'm out of White Castle.	(Wiltshire Horn)
TIM	Tim, you bastard. I never wanted you. You were a mistake. You're only in the group 'cause I need six. You better hope I don't find another sheep by the time my rocket ship is built.	(German Merino)