Much to my surprise, I found it will not be cheap to go to Mars. Below is a list of what I need your $1 for, in order to fulfill my boyhood dream of raising sheep on Mars.

Item	Comment	# Needed	Cost
Oxygen Mask	For breathing	1	$99.95
Oxygen Mask (sheep sized)	Also for breathing. For the sheep.	6	$275.87
Lifetime supply of Mountain Dew	Attention Dew Marketing Guy: I will allow your company to paint a logo on the side of my rocket ship in return for the lifetime supply of Dew	Several gallons	$4,399.32
Lifetime supply of White Castle burgers	Attention White Castle Marketing Guy: I will allow your company to paint a logo on the side of my rocket ship in return for the lifetime supply of sliders	Several large boxes	$16,233.32
Rocketship	To get me and six sheep to Mars	1	$1,000,000,000.00
Sheep Chow	Feeding of said sheep	Several thousand bags	$47.94
Lounge chair	To sit upon whilst herding sheep	1	$12.98
A book (with pictures)	To peruse during the journey to Mars	1	$1.95
TOTAL:			$1,000,021,071.33
Total donated to Bob so far:			$2.02
Amount Needed yet to SEND BOB TO MARS!!!			$1,000,021,069.31