Send Bob To Mars!!!

I have contacted both White Castle and Mountain Dew with my simple yet undemanding requests. I have offered the wondrous benefit of having their logo on my rocket ship in return for a tiny, simple lifetime supply of nummies. We shall see how that goes.

Also, Spanky is starting to tick me off. I’m getting a look, the look that says, “You useless turd, not only will you never go to Mars, but nobody likes you and you stank.”

CAREFUL SPANKY, YOU ARE RISING TO THE TOP OF MY LIST...