Name

Comment

Pic & Breed

SPANKY

Oh Spanky, what would I do without you and your crazy, wacky ramblings.� How you can go on and ON about nothing at all...

POOKY

Ah, my favorite practical joker.� I�ll never forget that time with the whip cream and super glue and cucumbers.� The hospital visit was expensive and embarrassing, but OH how I laugh now, looking back.

SLAPPY

I remember when we first got the lass.� She was shy and timid at first, but with a fine mash of corn and whiskey, she soon grew to teach US a thing or two.� And don�t butt heads with her, she�ll leave you on the floor!� Also, she�s an alcoholic.

SNOOKY

Ah Snooky, my favorite (but don�t tell the others that!)� I think my favorite memory of Snooky was the sight of her sailing in from Botswana on that old rickety boat, smiling as if she was the cat�s meow, and sauntering up to me as if we had known each other for a hundred years.� Then, she backkicked me in the groin to let me know who�s boss.� Don�t worry, Snooky, I know.� I know!

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WINKY

Ah, the gentle, wise soul of Winky.� She is so soft and tender, she would make a fine gyro with cucumber sauce.� Don�t worry, Winky, not until I�m out of White Castle.�

TIM

Tim, you bastard.� I never wanted you.� You were a mistake.� You�re only in the group �cause I need six.� You better hope I don�t find another sheep by the time my rocket ship is built.